tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14726537.post112517543565307136..comments2024-01-13T01:46:03.058-05:00Comments on Jart in My Head: One More Childhood Dream Shattered...Chris Jarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09236064370544823015noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14726537.post-1125504778220240122005-08-31T12:12:00.000-04:002005-08-31T12:12:00.000-04:00Damn Joe Orlando and his fabulous cartoon Sea Monk...Damn Joe Orlando and his fabulous cartoon Sea Monkey creations!! Damn him all to hell!!! I want my funny wet cartoon Sea Monkeys, not some poor captured innocent brine shrimp! I'll get you, Joe Orlando, if it's the last thing I do!!!Chris Jarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09236064370544823015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14726537.post-1125253367186405052005-08-28T14:22:00.000-04:002005-08-28T14:22:00.000-04:00These testimonials really make me glad I didn't w...These testimonials really make me glad I didn't waste my money on Sea Monkeys, especially since Josh's sea monkeys might have thought of smuggling some of the secret formula to their relatives and then we'd be living on Planet of the Sea Monkeys.Chris Jarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09236064370544823015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14726537.post-1125246765956107192005-08-28T12:32:00.000-04:002005-08-28T12:32:00.000-04:00Well be carefull what you wish for, I sold my busi...Well be carefull what you wish for, I sold my business and liquified all my assets so as to open a Sea Monkey Zoo and also I had dreams of training the smart ones to be Helper Sea Monkeys. I was able with a secret formula to raise them to about 80lbs but then they became very aggressive. I had all sorts of unspeakable acts going on in my aquarium and then when I would try to clean the thing they would pitch scat at me, very unpleasant to be coverered with filthy sea monkey water and scat. I'm putting them up for adoption!josh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14726537.post-1125243672860063452005-08-28T11:41:00.000-04:002005-08-28T11:41:00.000-04:00what a jip.they're brine shrimp!!!I searched & sea...what a jip.<BR/><BR/>they're brine shrimp!!!<BR/><BR/>I searched & searched for those happy faces under the magnifying glass.Spinning Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10357092955594187207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14726537.post-1125243057284231072005-08-28T11:30:00.000-04:002005-08-28T11:30:00.000-04:00I remember having these. I was about beside mysel...I remember having these. I was about beside myself with excitement when those tiny little things began to swim around, but it was disappointing when they didn't grow limbs and wear big smiles like on the package.Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695039697676788817noreply@blogger.com